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Merna Infant Infant
01:17
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Merna oh baby baby (x2)
I wanna build you a castle
Just call me Mr. Freemason
Merna oh baby baby (x2)
Oh you're so lovely
I wanna take you to Red Robin Gourmet Burgers
Merna oh baby baby (x2)
You can be my Bonnie Parker
If I can be your Clyde Barrows
Merna oh baby baby (x2)
Oh Merna Infant Infant
Oh Merna Infant Infant
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2. |
Shenanigo Panago
02:21
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Getting up to shenanigos
Gobbling down some Panagos
Bread plus sauce plus all the toppings
Once we start there'll be no stopping
Mushrooms Sausage / Pepperoni
Pizza parties / so you aren't lonely
Pineapple Olives / and Anchovies
Jalapenos / with lots of cheese
Getting up to shenanigos
I got fired from a Panago
The pizza place is about to close
Every second our hungry grows
Dip it in now / Mine is dripping
Fuck the burgers / Dad is flipping
When Im left to / my own devices
I am leaving / zero slices
Getting up to shenanigos
Gobbling down some Panagos
Bread plus sauce plus all the toppings
Once we start there'll be no stopping
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3. |
My Three Heads
02:25
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As I climbed up the giant mound
I finally found the holy ground
My three heads has kept me calm
After braving the atom bomb
A shaman said I must meditate
If I wished to seal my fate
This was going to be a fight
I began the first of three nights
On day one I saw white birds
And I recalled the shamans words
"Beware those fowl flying beasts
Its your mind on which they feast"
I feared I was stalked by a gull
Who ate the black core of my skull
Two heads left and two days time
So I retired to my bed of slime
On day two I screamed with pain
My bones aches and brain felt lame
My stomach growled and my eyes met
The fear inside left me upset
Our thoughts flashed to the shamans text
And that poor head knew it was next
When I ate my strength renewed
But with one day left I felt screwed
On day three I left my flesh
After performing my daily resh
My thoughts drifted and heard a voice
And I was given a sad choice
If I had wished to ascend
I must leave without my head
Off the crystal cliff, I looked down
On my humble wasteland town
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4. |
Get Lauren
00:30
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Get Lauren + Timecodes
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5. |
Balloon Head Fred
02:06
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Balloon Head Fred was full of hot air
He looked like a blimp but he didn't care
Balloon Head Fred had his head in the sky
His inflated ego was hard to deny
Balloon Head Fred Balloon Head Fred
Balloon Head Fred had his rubber in hand
He started out small and began to expand
At the drop of a pin he was ready to burst
Light on his feet, he'd charge in head first
Balloon Head Fred Balloon Head Fred
Balloon Head Fred could be seen from afar
He had dreams of being a pop star
After plastic surgery he felt fine
Until he heard that little whine
Balloon Head Fred, oh Fred was dead
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6. |
Abbotsford Grease
01:24
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Abbotsford Grease
Call the police
Bary Leece is a greaseball greaseball greaseball
Tim Jones is a sleazeball sleazeball sleazeball
Bary Leece
Abbotsford Grease
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7. |
The Bunny
01:38
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The bunny, the bunny
Whoa, I love the bunny
I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny
The bunny, the bunny
Yeah, I love the bunny
You aren't my real dad, my real dad is the bunny
It tells me when to starve tells me when to feed
Serving the bunny is all I'll ever need
I don't want no friends, I don't need no money, I just want to live as a fool for the bunny
I don't want to play on a day that is sunny, I just wanna hide in the dark with the bunny
I don't want to make love to my hubby, I just wanna cut a hole in the bunny
I don't want to be cut and get bloody, I just want to fill my veins with the bunny
The bunny, the bunny
Whoa, I love the bunny
Satan shakes in his boots for the bunny
The bunny, the bunny
Yeah, I love the bunny
Jesus died so he could eat the bunny
I gave everything that I had for the bunny
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8. |
Love Muffin
01:41
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L- ove your grandma
O- bsidion makes you fart
V- I don't know lol
E- dventure with mom haha
M- y mom loves me
U- will love me
F- art is good green grass
I- nside your heart is love
N- o farts allowed on this page
Part Two
L- ove your grif (Your grif)
O- r die exclamation mark (Exclamation mark)
V- ery sorry about that (I'm sorry)
E- xtra time to think
M- om will miss
U-
F- or the love of muffin
I- n love
N- ever
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9. |
Wednesday
02:03
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Let me tell you about my favorite day of the week
When I reach that point, my life feels complete
I don't feel too big and I don't feel too little
I'm right where I need to be right in the middle
Wednesday Wednesday
Middle of the week Middle of the weekday
Mondays and Tuesdays feel like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
Thursdays and Fridays are kill you with anticipation for the weekend
But right smack dab in the middle of the week you hit a balance
and it's almost... magical!
Wednesday Wednesday
Middle of the week Middle of the weekday
Every week can be such a struggle to get through
But youre doing your best to make it each week
Don't be so sad if this Wednesday passes you by
Because there'll be another next week this time
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10. |
Shotgun
02:47
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It's the law, It's no game
I see the car I call its name
I call shotgun! (I call shotgun!)
I'm the oldest, I can't be beat
I'm first to the passenger seat
I call shotgun! (I call shotgun!)
Stevie hits me and Susie stinks
Georgia keeps spilling her drinks
I call shotgun! (I call shotgun!)
My legs will cramp, the seats too small
I'm one hundred meters tall
I call shotgun! (I call shotgun!)
But when we drive too long I get woozy
You can have shotgun when I'm snoozing
If you don't like it you can sit in the trunk
Cause in a minute I'm about to blow chunks
I call shotgun! (I call shotgun!)
I'm the first to always grab it
Mom said that I could have it
I call shotgun! (I call shotgun!)
I pick AC! I pick CDs!
I pick when the car stops and pees!
I call shotgun! (I call shotgun!)
It's the law, It's no game
I see the car, I call its name
I call shotgun! (I call shotgun!)
I'm the best, You're the worst
Til someone else calls it first
I call shotgun! (I call shotgun!)
I call shotgun! (I call shotgun!)
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11. |
Sanity Fair
02:53
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I am an apple polisher
I'm goin for the Pulitzer
This essay is a think piece
Its an emotional release
Come on spill your guts
To Sanity Fair
We'll all have a laugh
At your hopes and prayers
I'm over with the DIY
Get me into the public eye
This new piece is a rough draft
Lemme add the arts n craft
Come on xerox that
For Sanity Fair
Put out a dirty rag
We'll all stop and stare
My finger's on your bloodflow
I've covered wars, y'know
This story is a take down
Deaths comin to your town
Come on publish that
In Sanity Fair
We are all in love
With public affairs
Come on xerox that
For the Sanity Fair
Put out a dirty rag
We'll all stop and stare
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12. |
PUNK!
01:41
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The government has ways of making you think
I just wink, just drink, just put up a stink
Straddling and battling the doom clock prattling
The fucking motherland straddling the weak link
Imagine a world without the Unabombers or the Jeffrey Dahmers.
Wouldn’t we be calmer?
Of course by we I’m only speaking for me,
But it’s easy to assume that other people agree, you see.
We need to overthrow the government
PUNK
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13. |
Make The Sirens Stop
00:24
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What a lovely noise! I think we should steer towards it!
Don't go towards the sirens, Odysseus
We were warned about this! Put clothe in your ears!
Tie him to the mast!
How can I resist? Such a lovely noise...
Don't do it Odysseus!
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15. |
Texas Hold Me
03:32
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Cards I can't see
But I'll ante
We both check-raise
So the game plays
You have no tells
but the cards spell
I'm ready, set
Oh you can bet
I wanna hold your hand
I'm going for the grand
No bluffs no folds please
Just Texas hold me
Texas hold me
Under the gun
You already won
When you call in
I'll go all-in
Want a full house
And the payouts?
It's in the pot
We'll play the odds
I wanna hold your hand
I'm going for the grand
No bluffs no folds please
Just Texas hold me
Texas hold me
Just Texas hold me
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16. |
All Is Well
01:44
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All is well
Suitors are dead
Odysseus is back
Penelope is happy
Athena makes peace
Poseidon isn't angry
All is well All is well
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